raiders fan

A hypothetical creature that is said to exist in the northern bay area region. This mythological beast is usually associated with jail, drugs, and losing. This creature is said to enjoy watching raiders football, although there is no evidence that supports the idea that one would watch raiders football. To try to find the famous "raider fan" you have to look in the state prisons, and in the ghetto parts of oakland. If you find a real raiders fan, do society a favor, and submit him to your local mental health facility.

Dude 1: raiders fans exist?
Dude 2: possibly, their existence is similar to unicorns
Dude 1: whoa gonna be hard to find them

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what does the fox say

Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!

Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!

Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!

Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!

dude 1:what does the fox say?
dude 2:idk rofl i cant sing that with dignity

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