bisexual

a) someone who cannot sit properly in a chair

b) someone who has to do a finger gun or peace sign every two minutes

c) awkward

b) me

Random intrusive person: Hey whats your sexual identity?
Bisexual person: Um im bisexual *peace sign*

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worm on a string

a) reason to live.
b) our lord and saviour.
c) who knows what crime worm will commit when it comes off the string.
d) always up for arson

Person 1: Hey do you like worm on a string?
Person 2: Yes
Person 1: I’ve let mine off the string. It committed mass homocide

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swag

me

Person 1: You’re so swag

Person 2: Awh thanks, have some blue