ISIS 2.0

A group of retarded wanna-be ninjas that use 10 terabytes of gay goat porn daily

Nick: yo Anton let's join ISIS 2.0 they have ninja suits

Anton: naw thier gonna show us their weird gay goat porn vids. That is not what I wanna see.

Nick: oh

Anton: you are so weird don't go near me

ISIS 2.0: ALLAH AKBANG

Nick and anton: oh crap

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piss on a dick

I've done it before

Piss on a dick you faggot ass cunt

Bystander: I've piss on a dick

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Nick

the most un amazing person alive with a small penis

OMG do you see that dude right there.

Thats Nick, he is so bad in bed, I can't even feel a tingle.

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Garbage bag condom

A type of condom someone uses when thier penis is over 9.7 inches long and whoever uses it can sometimes be a fag

Nick: just got my garbage bag condom
(Girls blushing)

Darth Vader: hey give me my garbage bag condom you gay retard

(Girls now laughing)
Girls: hehehe what's the size of yours... 2 and a half inches

(Nick now walking away crying in the distance)

Darth Vader: now who wants to have some fun if you know what I mean

Girls: ew your discusting go away from us you fag

Nick: haha at least I'm not the fag in here

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