Snow Capped Rocky

When a guy is having sex and finishes in the condom and there is a snow cap on top of his rocky.

Mark: Babe I just finished check this out!
Janet: What about it?
Mark: I have a snow capped rocky!

hoochal

The unattractive person that when they are sitting always seems to have their ass crack hanging out of their pants.

Mark: Yo dude look back there!
Steve: *looks back* ugh gross dude that hoochal should be able to feel a breeze!