Imasturbate

To use imagination to masturbate.

Tim:" Dude, does porn get you off?"
Frank:"Naw, I like to Imasturbate."

Watergated

To escape quickly, derived from when Richard Nixon quickly resigned after the Watergate scandal started to escalate.

Sam" What happened after you cussed Ms. Simmons out?"
Tyler"I Watergated my ass out of there!"

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