euphons

A name for the coolest of the cool, will max out her credit card for people on the internet, not so epic of a gamer as she can't get a good K/D ratio in games and doesn't have gamer reflexes, has a response time of from one minute to three days.

- Will tell good jokes every now and then
- Is not like stellaaa
- Wants to be a scientist
- Is religious and Mexican
- Legally migrated to America proving women power by not jumping the fence and giving the finger to trump

Kid: I wish I had nitro it would be so cool.
Euphons: Here you go, have a nice day.

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fridgesexual

when you have a wet dream about a fridge, and suddenly, you can't look at fridges the same. you are now horny for fridges. just don't go around fucking any mini fridges, you hear me?

Jos: "Remember when Maro told us about his wet dream about a fridge?"

Phons: "Yeah! He's a fridgesexual."

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