shit-up

when a huge dump comes flying out your dunghole so fast that you are lifted off of the toilet seat

Guy: Oh shit here it comes!

'turd shoots out like a bottle rocket'
'guy's head gets stuck in ceiling'

Guy: Damn i hate doing those shit-ups.

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flying fuck

something that is very rarely given.
usually a user will say they will not give someone else one if they are annoyed or angered by a comment by the same person.

#1: Wow you suck. I beat you at Halo for the 56th time.
#2: I don't give a flying fuck!

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