shlingmam

The process of inserting a wooden toy duck or ducklet up your rectum, so only the head remains sticking out in view, this is done to amuse your partner, and also convince her that there is nothing to worry about with anal sex.

The only way Justin Timberlake has managed to get poon was by the technique of shlingmam.

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Your mum

My sexual lover/partner

I am sleeping with Your mum :)

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rustea hook bag

To tea bag and rusty hook somone at the same time.

Jimmy: I cant belive mat is dead... How did it happened?
Mike: Luke rustea hook baged him and he choked to death
Jimmy: god damm that rustea hook bag that got charlie as well.