tatnall

A small co-educational school located in Wilmington, Delaware that aspires to be exactly like Tower Hill. However, they have not yet realized that it is entirely impossible, because they are completely second rate in academics and athletics among other things. The girls can never be as pretty or fashionable as the THS girls, because they are mostly all sluts, excluding the ones that have the decency to wear a shirt that actually fits them, and the guys can only try to copy the statements that they see THS guys making when they are at away games and such. The only shred of acceptability that Tatnall has is that some of the THS kids that leave go to school there, making 1% of the population cool. Tatnall tries to out-do THS in sports by having their own cheerleading squad, which THS does not have, but what they actually are succeeding in doing is getting laughed at. There is also a familiar stench lurking about the school, especially in the bathrooms. Basically, Tatnall is just a group of Tower Hill wanna-bes with STDs.

(1) The day that Tatnall accepts the fact that they can never surpass Tower Hill is the day that pigs fly.
(2) "I go to Tatnall. I pretend to hate Tower Hill when truthfully all I really want to do is become a hiller."

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