key club

A national organization of high schoolers involved in community service. However, there isn't a theme or goal that holds it together. It's a bunch of people trying to get into college and feel good about themselves without actually having to think or select a cause of personal significance.

some kid: Hey everyone in Key Club (I don't know your names. Just listen!) Let's go rake leaves for senior citizens next week!! They sure need our help!

a non-member: What about helping the people that really need it, like...oh, I don't know, those in third world countries, the disenfranchised, inner-city people?

some kid: Those lazy asses! They don't deserve our help! Besides, we'll probably get shot in the process. We don't want to involve ourselves too much now...

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