Hoing

Verb.- The use of overly attentive or obedient behavior to coerce females to do degrading things.

Man I was hoing with this hot girl the other day.

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Sweg

Adj- Sweg is a complicated concept, that requires a great deal of intelligence and often high personal sweg to comprehend. 'Sweg' is used to appraise object or person who is/are generally agreeable and to show approval. Sweg is a force that arises at a fundamental, from a specific object or person. It's presence may be detected my a swegometer and is measured by the units 'MilliWaynes' or 'GigaDoggs' (From the sweg pioneers). The flow of 'Sweg' is generated from the doritum and the mountain dew quarks and antisweg is mediated by the fedorum quark. Sweg can be calculated from the formula as shown: Sweg= (Bitches)/Square root of money)+The 'Dropping ye hat' constant (Cuz that's how you get sponsored).

Person 1- "Man that 360 quad heelflip was SWEG".
Person 2- "Dude the swegometer's reading 18 GigaDoggs!!"

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