If they're old enough to pee they're old enough for me

a phrase that means: if a girl is old enough to pee she is old enough to have sex

Matt: You like them young!
Nick: Well, you know what I always say: If they're old enough to pee they're old enough for me!!!!

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slippery nipple

a shot drink which is made with Buttershots and Baileys Irish Creme, tastes like a reeses peanutbutter cup

i got hammered last night off those slippery nipple!

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