revolution

1. A sudden and violent change in government.
2. The code name for Nintendo's next-generation system.
3. A brand of flea and tick treatment for pets.

{in the government's top secret Tiny Pest Growth Facility}
Blubbering Private: S-sir!
General: What is it, private?
BP: Someone tossed a bunch of prototype Nintendo systems covered in this smelly liquid through the window, and now ALL THE FLEAS AND TICKS ARE DYING!!
G: The United States is doomed!

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Stupid, stupid rat creatures

1. int. a term often used by the heroic cast of the graphic novel series Bone, whenever the two main rat creatures do something unquestionably stupid

2. int. a term used to show disgust towards people who have done something really stupid, usu. when this results in major inconvenience to you and/or them and usu. with "rat creatures" substituted for the people you wish to insult

"Those rat creatures would have to be pretty stupid to follow me on this frail, little branch!" - Fone Bone
"Stupid, stupid rat creatures!" - Fone Bone when the rat creatures follow him on the frail, little branch

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Sugarface

1. n. a pretend guy
2. n. a guy who hums around
3. n. a guy who gets run over by a lawn mower blade

Homestar: Oh, hello, Marzipan, this is... Sugarface. (whispering) OK, now what?

Strong Bad: Well, step three is to continue the prank in a direction determined by your identity, but uh, you're on you're own with Sugarface.

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troll

1. A large, brutish creature of European myth, often lacking in intelligence. Sometimes compared to the Japanese oni.
2. A dumbass who makes idiotic posts in message boards newsgroups for the sole purpose of pissing people off, often lacking in intelligence. Sometimes compared to people who pass you by on the sidewalk then grab you in inappropriate places.

1. "AAAAAAHH, it's a troll!"
"Protect the women and children! Grab your torches!"
2. "AAAAAAHH, it's a troll!"
"****head... we banned him five times and he keeps making new accounts about how he pwns all and that he>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>j00!"

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Homer

Homer Simpson, moronic head of the animated Simpson's family. Voted greatest American of all time (beating out presidents like Abraham Lincoln) in a UK poll.

*Homer after hearing the news* D'oh! Wait a sec... d'oh!

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Triangle Man

Ostensibly a man who either is or has something to do with a triangle. Hates Particle Man and Person Man. Wins every fight.

Triangle Man, Triangle Man,
Triangle Man hates Particle Man,
They have a fight, Triangle wins,
Triangle Man!

-TMBG

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bee

Venomous yellow and black-striped insect responsible for the production of honey. Known for bumble and killer varieties.

Once I have finished with the humans, I shall begin my war against... THE BEES!
-Zim

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