the animal

related to the shocker; a hand gesture also used for pleasuring a lady friend. to do: hold the pointer and middle finger together like a peace sign but with the fingers together. take the remaining three fingers(ring, pinky, and thumb) and put them touching on the tips, creating somthing like a TP. to use: the two fingers(middle and pointer) go in the cooter, while the other three(like a TP) go in via anally. finally when in the rectum, open the TP to create one helluva hole. really a shocker, surprises the hell out of all girls, kinky or otherwise.

"dude she flipped a shit last night when i pulled The Animal."

"wait. you mean you pulled her ass apart with your three fingers and expected her to like it?"

"ya that was kinda dumb"

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choo choo train

When two homosexuals choose to play the rodent game (sticking a rodent into one's bum) and they put a tube between the two, the partner with the rodent inside him farts in order to try and get the rodent to run into his partner's bum.

Wow! did you see that hamster run from Frank's bum to Steves? that was quite a choo choo train

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