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Performing oral sex for so long that parts of your face go numb.
I was going down on Bill for what seemed like hours and I got a North Dakota root canal.
Frequenting parks, commons or other public grounds at night for the explicit purpose of picking-up homosexual men in order to have sex with them.
The conservative MP from Dorset was found badger spotting in Clapham Common last week. I guess his wife wasnât aware of his affinity for nature.
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The act of using a double dildo butt-to-butt
I was at a nasty strip club in Newark and we paid two of the skankiest dancers to do a Secaucus Junction in the private room.
A president who wins the electoral college, but loses the popular vote.
Donald Trump is the biggest loser president.
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To have sex in an alley. Usually with a random stranger or sex worker.
I met a really cool dude at the bar, but he got so drunk we did a Detroit Trash Can instead of taking taking him home.
The hooker wanted me to pay extra for a motel room so I suggested a Detroit Trash Can and I saved 25 bucks.