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When a dad (your or someone else's) makes an awkward comment on a picture shared through social media.
T: Greg's dad commented on Facebook "wish I was there" on the vacation photo of my wife in a bikini.
J: I saw, dude, he went all Daddy likes Instagram on your photo.
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The act of using a double dildo butt-to-butt
I was at a nasty strip club in Newark and we paid two of the skankiest dancers to do a Secaucus Junction in the private room.
To have sex in an alley. Usually with a random stranger or sex worker.
I met a really cool dude at the bar, but he got so drunk we did a Detroit Trash Can instead of taking taking him home.
The hooker wanted me to pay extra for a motel room so I suggested a Detroit Trash Can and I saved 25 bucks.
A president who wins the electoral college, but loses the popular vote.
Donald Trump is the biggest loser president.
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This is when you go to a hotel with a coworker for sex during the work day. It is called this because, much like a grilled cheese sandwich it is fun, tasty, and kinda sticky, but ultimately unhealthy.
"I had a standing "grilled cheese lunch" with Tiffany in accounts every Friday, until she quit."
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