A guy who chases a bird for a long time, going on "dates" but never gets laid, by anyone, ever.
Girl: I really like you, lets hang out.
Dameow: Yus i know this great spot, i'll take you to dinner, it will be a-m-a-zing.
Girl: WTF did you just look down my top?!
Dameow: Meow
Girl: Good moodle.
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