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Keshav was a very tall and skinny kid, and although he was quite lanky, he was very graceful in his movements. He was also known to be very fruity, as he loved to eat all sorts of fruits and was always looking for new and exciting varieties to try.
One day, as he was walking to school, he saw a girl he had a crush on. Her name was Priya and she was new to the school. Keshav had never spoken to her before, but he had always admired her from afar. As he approached her, he felt his nerves starting to get the better of him.
Just as he was about to talk to her, he fumbled the bag he was carrying, and all the fruits he had bought for his lunch spilled out onto the ground. Priya looked at him, surprised, and then bent down to help him pick up the fallen fruits.
Keshav felt embarrassed and worried that she would think less of him, but she just smiled and said "You must really like fruits."
Keshav was relieved and he stammered to reply "Y-yes, I do. I love trying new varieties."
Priya smiled and they talked about the different types of fruits they liked.
From that day forward, Keshav and Priya were friends, and they bonded over their shared love of fruits. They would often share snacks during lunch and talk about the different fruits they had tried recently. Keshav was overjoyed that he had finally found someone who shared his interests, and he knew that he would always remember the day he fumbled the bag and met Priya.
"can a kiwi please report to the front office"
teacher "keshav that's you"
Once upon a time, there was a leprechaun named Kaden. He lived a peaceful life in the lush green hills of Ireland but always felt something was missing. One day, he stumbled upon an Indian girl named Sudingu visiting her grandparents in the countryside. They quickly became friends and spent all their time together, exploring the hills and talking. But as days passed, their friendship turned into something deeper, they were in love. But they knew their families would not approve. Leprechauns and humans were not meant to be together. But they realized that their love was stronger than any obstacle. They knew that they were meant to be together, no matter what. Determined to be together, they ran away and traveled the world, facing challenges and overcoming them together. They realized that their love was stronger than any obstacle. Eventually, they settled down in a small cottage in the hills of Ireland, and they raised a family together, living happily ever after.
"why is Kaden wearing a shamrock hat and carrying around a pot of gold?"
"because he's a leprechaun"
Kaden + Sudingu Lore
A man who, when challenged to a push-up contest gets down and hip thrusts the bare concrete floor repeatedly until his balls fall off and all that is left is the jungle of hair underneath his pants. He then subsequently shaves his jungle and uses it to fake facial hair so that he can get a Powerball ticket at the local CVS and bribe a bloody scaliwager.
He is an unfortunate victim of the hairy face syndrome causing him to have gorilla-like features similar to that of a neanderthal. However, due to this condition Purvit has hella game and unlimited coochie. Although all women in existence are attracted to Purvit due to his seemingly unlimited masculinity in the form of estrogen, once they find out his balls fell off after thrusting a concrete floor, they decide to leave him. This made Purvit sad and he formed a cult of pimped out gangster thugs.
"hey look its a guy whos balls fell off"
"must be a purvit"
"hey did u see that girl who loves kaden?"
"oh must be a sudingu"