founst

its the same thing as 'about to'.

Im founst to leave.

Shitex

Curse used to describe no-name, generic, cheap brands of products that are a pale imitation of the real thing and frequently disappoint the consumer.

Can be used to describe Petrol Companies, Phone companies, Utilities companies and other service providers who overcharge for essential commodities that you can't live without (usually when their name also sounds like Shitex).

Occasionally used as a singular curse when one is vexed.

Derived from the Scottish word shite and the commonly used suffix tex which is presumably Texan in origin.

"This Shitex Cola tastes like soap!"
"We got the phone bill from Shitex today!"
"I can't believe how much fuel costs at Shitex!"
"SSSHHHHIIIITEX!!!"

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evelution

Definition: The advancement of a society towards a low social standard of intelligence.

Background: I saw the word evolution spelled in this way on a colleague's paper in a college class. It should also be noted that the correct spelling was featured on the board in front of her. In college.

The evelution of present-day Americans has caused more poor parking jobs than ever before recorded in history.

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fahordlinglads

A mis-pronounciation of fhqwhgads said by Coach Z.

"Fahordlinglads! - Coach Z

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kaploodle

(n) A small, juvenile explosion; sometimes referred to as a "baby" explosion.

"Wow, did you see that firework? That wasn't a bang, that was a kaploodle."

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Poo Pirate

One Who Steals Your Dirty Starfish

Arr!, I be a Poo Pirate, and I'm coming to steal your dirty starfish!

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ast

short for aston. usually use in messenger or sms to save up time and characters.

thom:yo ast sup lately
ast:fuck you
thom:lol

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