Testicle Marionette

The act of having your testicles controlled by someone else. (Like a wife, generally stored in her purse) While the said testicles are in the other persons possession, they are fitted for a harness which is placed around the finger tips of the testicle possessor and made to dance around.

Jeremiah was in a real bind. He got drunk last night and woke his wife up at 4am now she has a testicle marionette

Vondrak

1. N. Male with hilariously small deformed penis and testicles that reside in woman’s purse.

2. V. To not uphold your word or deal.

Have you seen that new porn genre Vondrak? It’s insane that someone’s genitalia could be so small.

Tony and I made a deal, but then he went full Vondrak on me.

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