idiet

Javanese for Idiot

Guy: Shut up Java >\
Girl: Shut Up Idiet

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butter

Mood that one is in.

God your wearing a red shirt on a monday, your butter must be stale.

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sock monkey

A toy monkey made of used socks and buttons and scattle

Stinky Pears is a sock monkey

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wuddafuggle

wuddafuggle - long version of WDF(WTF)
Wuddafuggle - Wud (what) da (the) fuggle (fuck)

Guy: I HAVE A BF!
Guy: A BEST FRIEND!!!! LOL
Girl:wuddafuggle lol

scattle

random fun objects that seem to have no purpose

Spark Plugs: Car Scattle
Leaves and slugs: Garden Scattle

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Ooo-b-doo

Late night mythical creature bred it's sympathy and helpful nature. Savior and Transporter to the shoeless Taco.

S: "Hey T! What's 1 word to describe me"

T: "Ooo-B-Doo"

taco

Regardless of what the fuckos at UrbanDictionary.com think, taco is pronounced tah-ko. Not tack-o.

The best food in the world. A taco is a Tex-Mex item that dominates any menu, and has the ability to incapacitate a grown man with a weak stomach.

Best served with cheese, and lots of it.

This taco is totally sweet. I could eat another. But not from Taco Bell, of course, because they suck. I'll go to a real restaurant and get another taco there.

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