Novid

One of any number of colds, flus, and general ailments That you’re pretty sure are NOT COVID-19, but have enough similar symptoms that you feel compelled to go get tested anyway.

“ Jack has a runny nose and a sore throat.”

“The ragweed is out, so it’s probably NoVid, but let’s go and get him tested so it’s not our fault if they have to cancel the entire soccer season.”

hatchet rock

A music genre popularized in Brooklyn in the early twenty-teens in which spirited, if not talented, bands celebrate the work of others through hard-charging covers. Good for drinking, fighting and singing along.

Examples: Rolling Stones cover band Mick's Jaguar. Pink Floyd cover band Chink Floyd. Japanese quintet The Hard Nips.

There was a hatchet rock showcase at the Merc last night. I got wasted and sang along to GnR tunes.

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