Distraction Rectangle

A term for a device that can distract you that is also in the shape of a rectangle.

John: During the week, my phone is a nice little distraction rectangle.
Dylan: My favorite distraction rectangle is my Nintendo Switch.

Nahsgarbage

a synopsis of the short phrase "nah its garbage"

John: Not sure if that's actually what it was or you just typed a bunch of garbage.
Dylan: Nahsgarbage