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A dog, cat, or otherwise furry animal who will do absolutely anything for cuddles.
I was over at Dan and Natalie's place and boy was their cat a cuddle slut. Wouldn't leave me alone!
Licorise that you prevent from getting cold and tough in an airconditioned environment by laying it on your dick under the blanket.
Can i have a piece of your dicklorice? My licorice is too cold.
When you sneeze into someone's balls.
Achoo! Oh no...I just gave you a sneeze job
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