masturbate

to increase the surface temperature of your ship's main cannon with rapid linear motion

I masturbated and sunk your battleship

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s0xx0rs

One who sucks, but this term really only authentically applies to those who use it.

Cars, who frequently says people s0xx0rs, s0xx0rs, as does Staran.

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happy go lucky

Is so easy
happy go uh lucky
we are the wad of dough
we didnt eat QQQQSSS...I

Once upon a time, there was a man who had really swollen testicles. "Help me," he asked a crowd of elderly firefighters. "My testicles are really swollen, I'd appreciate it if you could recommend a topical analgesic that could make the pain a little less unbearable."

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cuntiach

syn. buchiach

Italian for cunt

My cock was riding in that Lamborghini cuntiach.

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bo jangling

Being stupid/dumb and also sometimes fat

jem decided that she would be a bo jangler if she really ate the whole box of oreos

i mean, look at her..

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