dingleberries

faeces stuck to your bum hairs.

'Alright! Who used my toothbrush to clean their dingleberries?'

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floopy

A DNAism*. In the manner of a happy mattress.

Douglas Noel Adams

The mattress bounded floopily across the plains.

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toe wank

Derogatory.

1. Used to insinuate the diminuative nature of the phallus of the recipient of the remark.

2. Used to insinuate dexterity in a derogatory manner.

'Kenn, you're such a fucking toe wank.'

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