osama

A tall about 6 ft 5 inches, arab that lives in a cave somewhere in the middle east. Osama is a mastermind plotting the downfall of western civilization. Unfortunately for him, hes holed up in a cave somewhere with no communications and failing health. He is 44 years old but looks to be at least 78 years old, the terroristism business is not an easy life. Osama is a muslim. Muslims don't like the way westerns live, they would prefer that the whole world prayed 5 times a day to their so called god. And smoke dope the rest of the time.

1st Arab: "Osama how do you like living in a cave and sucking on rocks for nurishment"?
Osama : "other than losing 75 pounds its not so bad, I needed to slim down some"
1st arab: "do you still hate Christians & Jews"?
Osama: "who cares about Christians & Jews? I just want to get out of this cave, and find some hot muslim women, and ride my camel again".

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anne coulter

It is Ann not Anne.
The correct name is Ann Coulter, author of many best selling books.

Anne Coulter is incorrect.

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cindy sheehan

An old woman with no job and a very limited education, so she decides to get a little press by protesting George W. Bush & the war on terrorism. Some think she is a double agent secretly working for the republicans. It appears to be another brilliant plan devised by that devious Carl Rowe. If this is true, its working like a charm. Only 5 members of congress voted to pull out of Iraq when they had the opportunity.

Cindy Sheehan is now in Texas camping out with Randy Rhodes they had a bonding experience.

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runner

A runner is a person that runs. A runner will run in any kind of condition. Rain, below zero temperatures, hot and stifling humidity, A runner will put on his/her shoes and run, a poser will not run in these conditions. Runners can be seen in many parts of the country or city. A runners faces many hazards including but not limited to, people talking on cell phones, women hauling kids to school, women with kids on board, old folks that have bad vision, dogs, mountain lions, bears, unattentive drivers, lightening, dehydration, frostbite, sore muscles, fat people that hate skinny little runners, bandits, mental blocks, roots & disorentation.
Some of the positive things about being a runner are that you will be irrestiable to the opposite sex, you can eat all the time, you meet a lot of interesting people and running is inexpensive.
A true runner is always in one of four states: 1. thinking about the next run 2. thinking about the last run 3. running 4. talking about running.

#1 "yo dude that lady in the SUV almost got you"
Runner "that is just a peril of the game"
If a runner has a problem he takes it on the road.

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california rolling stop

This is when a driver does not come to a complete stop at a stop sign, generally they slow down to about 5mph, then roll on through. Practiced in many states but got its name in California.

That little Honda driver did a california rolling stop, I almost hit him with my big Land Rover.

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towel lifting

Towel lifting is when you pull a turban off of a muslims head, and run with it.

"Hey dude lets do some towel lifting today."
"great idea, but be careful we don't wanta get one with a hand gernade in it"
"yeah"

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al gore

Al Gore is Egores younger brother.

Al Gore Invented the internet so he claims, actually it was his brother E-gore that invented the internet.

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