Elmen

The most based brothers of the St. Elmo Club of Philadelphia i.e. the men. Elmen represent a minority in Elmo, yet they have a profound and critical influence on the culture. Some say they are the glue of the brotherhood.

Aisha: Why was the late night yesterday so lame?
Ballina: Probably because the Elmen weren't there.

Shums: How do you manage being a physics and math god while also serving as philanthropy chair?
Winston: Elmen give me all my strength.

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asknick

Adjective:

Having an unknown or ambiguous utility.

Often describes a pile where one puts a tool whose worth is in question.

Girl: Why's that metal thingamajig in your room?
Guy: Honestly, I don't know. That's an asknick tool.

Girl: Should we keep this peractoid?

Guy: Just add it to the asknick pile. We'll ask Nick about it later.

mask and wig

A club of silly little Penn students who put on musical comedy shows and somehow have their own theatre in downtown Philadelphia. The buy troupe is comprised of four sections: cast, band, crew, and biz. The club is so ahead of its time that it began accepting non-men in 2022, only 134 years after its founding!

Student 1: Hey are you going to the Mask and Wig show tonite?
Student 2: Ya, it's at 310 Quince St.

Student 1: Poggers.

Student: Dad, I think I'm gonna join Mask and Wig!
Dad: Isn't that a lot of work?
Student: I'll just apply to Biz.