the cutest girl in the library

a phrase used to describe an intellectual girl who also happens to be incredibly attractive.

she may embrace such things as post-modern feminism, russian literature, left-wing or third party politics, and string theory, but you probably don't care about any of that because you're too busy trying to figure out how to get into her pants.

this rare and fascinating creature probably speaks at least one other language fluently, and could kick your ass at trivial pursuit.

she is most certainly out of your league.

horny bastard: "dude, check out that girl in the horn-rimmed glasses."
generic wingman: "she's one of those brainy chicks, man. she's the cutest girl in the library."
horny bastard: "too bad. i'd hit that."

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