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Somebody who is getting a little bit carried away.
If some guy tries to take your pants off after you've only been making out for thirty seconds, you say "EASE UP, TURBO!!!"
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A Spanish woman with the face of a moth and the voice of a chipmonk.
Tom Cruise pays her to date him so people wont find out that he's gay.
Billy: Hey Wendy do you wanna go see that Penelope Cruz movie tonight?
Wendy: No, Billy, I'm scared of moths.
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