Dry lunch

An incredibly irritating person, who has a face that just winds you up for no reason. You feel the need to slap them upside the head but your not quite sure why.

"see you mate, you're a fucking dry lunch"

"God that bloke really winds me up! He's nothing more than a big fat Dry lunch!"

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bfs

The needing of a Big Fat Shit!

"im off for a BFS, i may be a while"

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