“toey as a Roman sandal!”

Many Aussies like to use the slang word “toey” when they are horny - aroused - ready for sex, or whatever comes close! The expression known as “toey as a Roman sandal” means you are really horny and ready for whatever comes close to sex, or sexual intercourse. Sexual intercourse may sound old fashioned, but you could say anything regarding being “toey as a Roman sandal”. Say anything regarding sexual or sensual arousal - anything like “I’m feeling amorous. Are you?” Or, “Do you feel like making love?” or you could even quote something from Barry White or James Brown. Whatever turns you on!

“Norman! You’re “toey as a Roman sandal!”

“Hey?”

“You don’t know what that means? You’re really horny!”
“Aha!”

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vintage deadstock

Usually clothes that are vintage ie. more than 20 years old, no longer available by a designer brand, out of stock, therefore, deadstock. An example of vintage deadstock can be gold label Levi’s for example. These key words can attract buyers of vintage designer labels and can be used as a description when selling vintage clothes online. Used with a hashtag #vintage deadstock.

Hey Charli. Thanks for telling me the Sportsgirl dress I’m selling on DePop is vintage deadstock.

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vintage deadstock

No longer available in store, more than 20 years old means it is vintage, deadstock means no longer available, could be 50s, 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s, Y2K

Hey Charli. Thanks for telling me the Sportsgirl dress I’m selling on DePop is vintage deadstock.

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alcognito

You are not with reality if you have drink too much and become alcognito. Maggoted to the point of not knowing what’s going on and doing things out of character. This condition is not recommended as you are not in control of yourself and may be in danger. If you are alcognito you are incommunicado and cannot communicate.

Hey Vladimir! You better not polish off that bottle of vodka - you will be alcognito.