Autism Slam

The noise a body makes when it’s slammed on the floor at Mach 3 by the beefy autistic kid Jeremy. Typically done in halls or on concrete to inflict maximum damage

Holy fuck did Jeremy autism slam Kyle?? That’s the third one this week.

Shufflecore

a type of music that isn’t intense enough to get you to dance, but just prevalent enough to get a little shuffle out of anyone.

The guy who was playing shufflecore at yesterday’s party seemed pretty zooted.