Chordster

a person who claims to be able to play the guitar but has only mastered chords. fast rock riffs are alien to them and even hard powerchord shifts are a stretch. the chords is by no means not skilled; just limited in the art of rocking out.

Hey Nick, so are we jamming later?
Yea Aiman is coming too.
Ah crap! isnt he a chordster?

yea... we'll have to carry his slack.

A compliment asshole

Someone who compliments you but clearly doesn't mean it.

"Hey, Mark. That was a great performance. Very loud."
"Hey, Stephanie. do you know Mark? He is such a compliment asshole."

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