meegs

a rare jungle disease extracted by monkeys. Once your infected grow hot pink pubs on your face.

"THERES PEOPLE ON THE STREET GETTIN DISEASES FROM MONKEYS...YA THATS WHAT I SAID THERE GETTIN DISEASES FROM MONKEYS..now theres junkys with monkeys diseas whos touching these monkeys..PUH-LEASE leave these POOR SICK monkeys alone they have problems enough as it IS!"
^FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS

Sick you have MEEGS! Stop touching monkeys you perv...

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marrow

The act of a human being renacting the sounds cats use to portray sadness or displeasure.

I marrow-ed at the fat cow who dares sit at our launch table.
THE BEAST!
marrrrrrrrrrrrrow!

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