Chode

A word you use in place of any verb (must be verb) for no real reason
Future - will chode
Present - chode or choding
Past - choded

I choded (used instead of wrapped) my gifts for the orphans today.

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WitchTube

When you watch a YouTube Video while reading the comments, and you read comment about the exact same part of the video you're on.

*video is at 4:37*

Youtuber: "lol I only drink warm cum"
Commenter: "weird, neurology tells us that humans prefer room temperature cum..."

Me: *reads comment while I'm at 4:37 on the video* Damn, this is some WitchTube

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suitcasey

When someone is jokingly touching you and it starts to feel sexually great

"Daquan, stop poking me" "NO! Not until you tell me who you like xD" "OH DAQUAN! THIS IS STARTING TO FEEEL SUITCASEY! DO IT MORE!"