wuffle

1.) The verb form of "affection;" the act of being affectionate. To demonstrate physical affection, especially in ways that do not have specific other names. Ie to nuzzle, cuddle and pet. Explicitly innocent and nonsexual - one "wuffles" a lover the same way one wuffles a child or pet. May imply an emulation of the way an animal demonstrates affection, ie, how a cat will rub its face up against someone.

2.) A dimunitve form of nonromantic, nonsexual love in the sense of affection or fondness. Used to express the desire to give affection towards someone being cute or endearing.

1.) He caught her up in his arms and wuffled her ferociously. The cat jumped into their laps and joined the wuffling party.

2.) I wuffle you lots.

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Fussake

Semi-restrained use of the term "fucks sake", usually muttered or used to recover from situations where bad language may be inappropriate.

"OH FOR FUssake..."

already babied

you use it when you refer to someone who is or might be a mother, or who you think might have had a baby.

1. Jay, "omg shes having a baby!"

Don, "Wasnt she already babied like 2 months ago?"

2. "Are you planning on having kids with your wife?"

"Nah, she has already babied."

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Middlesbrough

Town in North-East of England. Home to Middlesbrough Football Club aka the Boro (pronounced bu-ra). Highest rate of teenage pregancy in Britain and approx 99% of council homes are occupied by single mothers of 1/2/3/4/5 children, who have Sky+ installed and a wide screen plasma TV.

Single mother: Fuck off for half an hour you little fucks, I got a client coming round at 9. And take ya little brother with ya, I don't want him walking in on me while i'm working like last time.

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fo shaganoff

the new 'fo shizzle' in the ghettto.
means for sure, or for shit.

yo u man u goin to the club tonite?

"yea man, fo shaganoff"

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sump

v. To clean a piece of cookware by water only. Afterwards, drinking the water.

"To conserve water on the camping trip. The group sumped their dishes."

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toast of the town syndrome

Ultra-rare occurence of being exceedingly charming, while at the same time being blindingly drunk. Gives sufferers the ability to get away with behavior that would otherwise be considered socially retarded.

Those three hot drunk guys must have toast of the town syndrome.

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