TC

TC is a totally kick ass name.

TC just owned you fo shizzle.

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bleen

A number between six and seven. Bleen is not 6.5 and may be counted as an integer in base-eleven. It's symbol resembles a figure-eight (8) without the left half of the top circle. Ie, a ) shape on top of o.

It is also a color, seen in the muddy rainbow of a puddle of motor oil after the rain, colored niobium body jewlery, and around extrmely bright light sources. It describes when all or most perceivable colors appear visibly and at least somewhat distinctly in one place, and implies a shiney, metallic, glowing, neon, reflective or incandescant sheen.

It is also a halliciongen which may be absorbed through the skin. Finally, it is a fictional animal. Bleens are sightless, land dwelling invertebrates, so named for their call, which sounds rather like "Bleen." The color of bleen comes from their opalescant, shifting, multi-hued bodies. They are unusual among invertibrates in that they are large, warm-blooded, and do not need to be kept wet, possessing a soft, non-posionous skin that is generally dry to the touch. They are approximately equal to humans in avarage mass, but undefineable in length or height as they are somewhat shapeshifting and ameoba-like.

One, two, three, four, five, six, bleen, seven, eight, nine, ten.

Today on the Discovery channel - the mating rituals of the Bleen!

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Driving in circles

Hopping in the car to take a ride to no place in particular for the sole purpose of smoking up.

"What did you this afternoon?"
"Oh, nothing. We just drove in cirlces and played some Golden Tee."

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width

From left, to right.

|-------|
the width is 7. See height

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banana tits

a) a pair of breasts with a large gap in between them, usually features nipples that protrude in opposite directions

b) bowling term for a 7 - 9 split (banana tits left) or an 8 - 10 split (banana tits right)

a) ...and he picks up the banana tits left for the spare and the championship!

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w00tular

interjection: A combination between w00t and tubular. The utmost of cool. syn: wootular

"You're getting your driver's license in January? W00tular!"

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Cullen Curse

A curse carried by all who have the Cullen name, by blood or marriage, usually resulting in financial or bodily disaster, often when least expected, disrupting plans and devastating all parties involved.

It's the Cullen Curse again!

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