Hoover Maneuver

When having sex with a girl doggy-style you pull out when you're about to finish and spit on her back, so she thinks you shot it there, while firing your load onto the floor. Then you pull her legs out from under her and pull her back and forth over the spot thus "cleaning it up".

There's now a stain on my floor after I gave that chick the hoover maneuver.

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