Ting ting

She’ll get knocked up by her ex, marry you to cover it up, then divorce you for your cousin. She’ll keep the name Ting ting because she believes she’s sweet, innocent, and cute. In all reality, she’s a liar and a closet hoe. She’ll have extravagant taste but drown in debt to keep up with appearances. She’ll have her in laws do her homework because she doesn’t know the content herself. Yet, she’ll claim she’s intelligent and wear only her school gear because she needs that attention to feel validated. There is the long jaw that protrudes, making her a butter face but not to worry, her ex-husband’s insurance will pay to fix it all up so she can better make out with his cousin. She lives with her parents who also parents her kids because she doesn’t know how to do that herself. She’ll tell you you’re wrong when in reality, this is a 15 year old in a mid-30s old body making semi-adult money. So she doesn’t know how to live life until she destroys everyone in her path.

Have you seen Sorina?

Oh you mean, ting ting?
Yea! She was last leaving with her ex’s cousin after the holiday party- to a hotel.