sting ray

Member of the animal kingdom that gave the ultimate payback to Steve Irwin. The gators and snakes will forever owe it.

The sting ray stabbed Steve Irwin

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chiropractor

1) crook
2) wannabe doctor
3) snake oil salesman
4) Not a doctor

A person that cannont get into actual medical school that still thinks they are a doctor. This practice is a joke and is routinely mocked at quackwatch.com

The chiropractor said I needed maintenence on my subluxations on his free neck x-ray. Ironically the neck x-ray I had at the hospital was completely normal.

I got unsolicted mailings and phone calls from chiropractors offices after I was involved in an accident.

The chiropractor sold me herbal supplements

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white van scam

Scam in which the mark is approached in public, typically in a strip mall or gas station parking lot. The version of the scam has different "stories" that go with it but the basic version is that guys work for some type of audio equipment company and have obtained by somebodys mistake an extra set of speakers that they need to sell for cash right away. They have phony invoices and warranties. The sticker on the speaker box will usually be between $2000-$3000. They will try to get $200-$500 for them. Of course when the mark buys them and takes them home, they are junk and sound worse than a clock radio, sometimes they damage the equipment they are plugged into. Commonly the brand name on the speaker is similar to a real high end speaker brand name, but not identical. Genesis seems to be a popular one, but their are others. The scam in so named because the perps usually are in a rented white van..

Ed started telling me about the great deal he got on speakers at the gas station, when I interrupted and asked if the brand was Genesis...and they he said... Ya, how did you know? White van scam dude.

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Banana Nips

Farah Fawcett is a classic example

Farah Fawcett's nips actually look like bathroomm faucets or banana nips

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mak-90

Chinese version of the AK-47. Assult rifle. Dependable, yet inaccurate.

The magazines for my AK-47 fit my Mak-90

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koc

Someone who is street intelligent

Dude your really a koc...

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lawyer's poker

Any type of poker game consisting of all lawyer players. This usually ends up in excessive bluffing and booze consumption. Used car dealers are also allowed to enter this type of game.

We got bombed playing lawyer's poker and were all hungover in court the next day, including the judge.

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