Teadle

A childish word referring to the male genitalia, often used by parents to teach their young ones what to call their tiny penis.

Child: Daddy why is you're teadle so big?

Jewnicorn

Only appearing on Jewish Holy Days, the Jewnicorn is the most beautiful and majestic of all the creatures in the land. The only Jewish unicorn in history, she is a miracle child, born of a virgin, and the last known unicorn in existence. Once the Jewnicorn princess, she is now Queen among creatures, and rarity who demands reverence from humanities most elect and revered.

Happy Hanukkah Emma! Did you see the Jewnicorn prancing past the garden?