Mormons

Super-religious white people

Max: You know, I’m pretty sure people in Utah have telephones.

Dustin: Yeah, but Suzie’s Mormon.

Lucas: Oh s**t. She doesn’t have electricity?

Max: No, that’s the Amish.

Will: What are Mormons?

Dustin: Super-religious white people. They have electricity and cars and stuff, but since I’m not Mormon, her parents would never approve. It’s all a bit ... Shakespearean.

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