Random
Source Code
Random
When you go into freeland and find an old lady ripping a wet fart onto a patch of flowers then picks them and smells them
My gram picked a patch of flowers and took a freeland fart nectar on them
When you cum on a girls face then wipe it off with a one dollar bill thus known as a washington window washer
My girl needed her face washed so i gave her a washington window washer
When you inject hot habanero sauce into your dick hole, drink 6 bottles of water and then piss up the girls nasal cavity.
My girl had a nasal congestion so i offered her a cajun cock juice as a home remedy.
8👍 4👎
When your woman dishes diarrhea out of your ass and puts it on a bun thus eating it, this is known as a sloppy joe
Im hungry lets go back to my place and make a dirty lunch lady
1👍 3👎
Fucking a hobo underneath a new york bridge with a fish head while under the romantic lighting of a burning barrel
While on a school field trip i took a hobo underneath the bridge for a nice bronx bone fish.
Noah Evans's balls that are hairier then a buffalo's scrotum and he could donate his pubes to people who need hair on their head. And to this day he still has the hairiest balls in the area.
Buffalo Nuts go stick your finger up your butt.