emotional ejaculation

The art of spewing your feelings, with no particular point of interest. Typically, this performance occurs prior to utter inebriation.

Usually, Bob is a pretty quiet guy. After a few too many shots last night though, Suzy became the target of his emotional ejaculation.

weiner window

The zipper and flap, on men's jeans. Used to exemplify context, when "zipper" isn't dramatic enough.

Earlier, I learned how NOT to ride a dirt bike. I scientifically gave myself a 35mph "tapper" and now, I have tire tracks on my weiner window.

snow digger

She's closely related to the Gold Digger family, however with slightly lower standards. Rather than make you holler, for some dollars, she'll be your hoe for some snow.

I'm not sayin' she's a snow digger but there's no drug that she loathes hitta.