Higher Chinese

if you enjoy this subject, you have serious mental issues.
higher chinese is bad because it causes a major loss of brain cells, therefore causing the brain to make a bunch of new cells which end up mutating into brain cancer

person a: "i enjoy higher chinese"
person b: "help is available. call the national suicide hotline at-"

qhars happeniing

when someone misspells "what's happening"

*long conversation in a group chat

*opens the app and sees a few hundred unread

"qhars happeniing"