Nels

A guy with very, very specific interests. They may or may not like Robert Topala's Geometry Dash.

Nels can't stop watching Grief.

Toby Toucher

Someone who, despite being younger than you, still manages to molest you.

Dude, I cant with these Toby Touchers. They keep touching me.

floated

An adjective for someone who acts like they aren't single when they are to act significant.

Have you seen Henry? He's actually so floated.