yu wang

A fat ugly beast who squirts and is uptight about everything. Uses baby talk to communicate desires. Created from pure evil and can only be destroyed in an icy tundra. Often referred to simply as "The Wang."

Yu Wang is sucks.
The Wang sucks grits.

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SMDB

Literally stands for "Suck My Dick Bitch".

Ted, SMDB. Im playing Grand Theft Auto and eating Ice cream.

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Orb

the appendage also called the male genitals....commonly known as sphere or unit. Typical amongst males and occasionally she/he's

I held my "orb" in tuscany while naked at the dinner table to avoid embarrassment

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shorty doowop

a girl that you like or love or have a crush on. mostly are short . lol.

she's MY short doowop, stay the fuck away.

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internet

a place to look at naked photographs of the opposite sex - replaces dirty magazines of the 60's and 70's while the resulting action taken in private remain identical.

ex. - "Hey man, wanna go downtown to pick up some chicks?!"
- "Nah.. I got internet."

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sauced

sauced: to be so drunk all you can think about is how drunk you are

i was supremely sauced at the party

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sic wit it

your the best at everything, and will own all....its now a paintball term......my man nate, and my man dill know what i mean.

(nate) bro, look at that!
( dill)holy ****!!!!
(ted) that was sic wit it!!!!

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