elfdickism

when you are born with an elf like penis

oh sh@T dude u have elfdickism

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colon shifter

The mechanism by which Nitro Lew shifts his car. Involves inserting special modified shift knob into rectum.

Nitro Lew sure is slow to change gears, maybe if he could power shift with the colon shifter he would be half fast.

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beggly

Not huss. The absolute opposite of huss.

Andrew was being all beggly last night when he wouldnt go to the DH.

Grimance

Someone who happens to be particularly unattractive, normally (but not exclusively) due to physical features.

He's a right grimance - i'd keep away if I were you!

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its spicy

really spicy hot fries that make ur mouth burn in the bathroom while skippin classes

its spppppiicccyyyyyy

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meat grinder

a blow job given by a girl with braces

damn man, that chick with the headgear gave me the hugest meat grinder last night.

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squaw

usually disparaging : WOMAN, WIFE

When I'm older I plan to marry a beautiful squaw and live off of her money!

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