Ham Sandwich

"When a female's inner labia are longer than the outer labia, giving the vagina the appearance of a ham sandwich."

"I ate the biggest ham sandwich last night. Know what I mean? *wink wink*"

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Remington Model 700

A bolt action rifle, available in many calibers, it is said to be the most accurate "out of the box" of any manufacturer. It is used primarily as a hunting firearm. The US Military also uses it as the basis for their M24 Sniper's Weapon System (SWS) in 7.62x51mm NATO caliber.

I know I would've bagged that deer had I been using a Remington Model 700 instead of this sub-par Winchester.

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squaw

usually disparaging : WOMAN, WIFE

When I'm older I plan to marry a beautiful squaw and live off of her money!

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bezzle face

noun. when I man, after recieving oral sex from a woman, ejaculates on her face and allows the semen the stay there until she cleans it off herself

I gave that slut a bezzle face last night

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poon shine

"The sweet nectar of a female hillbilly."

"Hot damn her poon shine tasted better than my ol' granpappy's MOON shine!"

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X'ed

A variant of Punk'd, but a PG-13 version of the word, coined by Jamie Kennedy.

You see that sign over there? You've been X'ed. You're on my hidden-camera show, called The Jamie Kennedy Experiment. (Oh, shit!)

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meat grinder

a blow job given by a girl with braces

damn man, that chick with the headgear gave me the hugest meat grinder last night.

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