get shreked

like "get wrecked" but even better because it involves shrek.

*someone loses an argument*
*other person*: "get shreked!"

*someone gets burned*
*other person* : "get shreked!"

*reads definition of "get shreked"*
*person who wrote the definition*: "get shreked!*

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trader joes vegan coffee boba ice cream

yumm

i cant believe i ate the whole container of trader joes vegan coffee boba ice cream

scuzi

An unofficial shortened version of "excuse me"

*walks by a person in the way*
"scuzi"
*person moves out of the way*

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shovel man

that guy from jojo's bizarre adventure who's everywhere

shovel man

nooooooo don't remind me! now all i can think about is shovel man!

Téa

The worlds most epicest non-binary gay person who is super chill, funny, smart, & sexy. Basically the radest dude around.

Likes anime, art, track & field, spontatenous walks, vegan food, strangely relatable memes, any form of tea, boobs, environmentally-friendly-yes, anything insanely awesome, and is surprisingly good at swinging.

P.S. is ultra smexy

Yo Téa wanna get some garlic bagels?

Of course bro

isok

short for "it's okay"

person A: "I'm sorry I couldn't hangout yesterday."
person B: "isok"

magnum shlong

a very large penis

yo look at this drawing my seat partner made of a magnum shlong
woah dude that is a magnum shlong